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  Quote James Replybullet Topic: Get a Dick Held for $150.00
    Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 1:19pm
Look I swear I was searching for Fiberglass Kayaks ok!!!! 

But still I don't know if the designer has a funny sense of humor, or maybe if he just wanted to say it all the time.... Would be funny don't you think.

Paddler A : Why are you late we have been waiting for hours?

Paddler B: I forgot my boat .

Paddler A: But you just live 10 minutes away from the Put In?

Paddler B: Yea well I grabbed my playboat but then decided to go back home to get my .... Dick Held!

Check it out. Pretty sweet ride - JP might need to break his little piggy bank!!!



Ok I know really immature but that is hilarious... If someone does buy it could they please put up an open invitation for people to come see their .....
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  Quote H2Ohta Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:37pm
Thought it was porn spam for second...
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  Quote Wiggins Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:50pm
I thought it was going to be an add on craigslist, but in a different section.

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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:52pm
Did you read the ad though?

"fun on the river, lake or sound shore line estuaries"

Honestly is there any place that you would not want to have you're Dick Held?
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  Quote Wiggins Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 3:00pm
Anywhere I might break it.

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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 3:58pm
And the question begs to be asked James, did you get YOUR...?
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  Quote dave Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 7:51pm
Wow, thats a good price to get a Dick Held.
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  Quote DamonM Replybullet Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 9:56pm
Yeah, $150 is a good price, but you can get a Dick Held for even cheaper in Mexico.
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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 11 Nov 2011 at 9:16am
I did not buy it wiggins. And I also thought of a place you would not want your Dick Held.

Prison, I hear the paddling there sucks anyways.... 


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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 11 Nov 2011 at 9:33am
Damon, that is a good idea but being in the transportation industry I can assure you that it is 100% impossible to actually get your dick held across the border with out issues popping up.
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