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Topic: Get a Dick Held for $150.00
Posted By: James
Subject: Get a Dick Held for $150.00
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 1:19pm
Look I swear I was searching for Fiberglass Kayaks ok!!!! 

But still I don't know if the designer has a funny sense of humor, or maybe if he just wanted to say it all the time.... Would be funny don't you think.

Paddler A : Why are you late we have been waiting for hours?

Paddler B: I forgot my boat .

Paddler A: But you just live 10 minutes away from the Put In?

Paddler B: Yea well I grabbed my playboat but then decided to go back home to get my .... Dick Held!

Check it out. Pretty sweet ride - JP might need to break his little piggy bank!!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/boa/2691715723.html - http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/boa/2691715723.html


Ok I know really immature but that is hilarious... If someone does buy it could they please put up an open invitation for people to come see their .....







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Posted By: H2Ohta
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:37pm
Thought it was porn spam for second...

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H2Ohta


Posted By: Wiggins
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:50pm
I thought it was going to be an add on craigslist, but in a different section.

Kyle

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I smell bacon


Posted By: James
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:52pm
Did you read the ad though?

"
fun on the river, lake or sound shore line estuaries"

Honestly is there any place that you would not want to have you're Dick Held?


Posted By: Wiggins
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 3:00pm
Anywhere I might break it.

Kyle

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I smell bacon


Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 3:58pm
And the question begs to be asked James, did you get YOUR...?

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"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman


Posted By: dave
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 7:51pm
Wow, thats a good price to get a Dick Held.

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Nomad


Posted By: DamonM
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 9:56pm
Yeah, $150 is a good price, but you can get a Dick Held for even cheaper in Mexico.


Posted By: James
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2011 at 9:16am
I did not buy it wiggins. And I also thought of a place you would not want your Dick Held.

Prison, I hear the paddling there sucks anyways.... 




Posted By: James
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2011 at 9:33am
Damon, that is a good idea but being in the transportation industry I can assure you that it is 100% impossible to actually get your dick held across the border with out issues popping up.



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