The Official Booty Beer Rules
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Topic: The Official Booty Beer Rules
Posted By: Yotes
Subject: The Official Booty Beer Rules
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 12:54pm
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(taken from the DKCC board)
Courtesy of our friends down at PDX Booty Beer Rules: Defined: If you swim, you must drink 1 beer per swim out of a booty at the take-out. General Rules: 1. Booty rule is not in effect until you have a good roll and generally don't swim. 2. Booty rule only applies if someone remembers about it. 3. Drink any beer (even non-alcoholic if that's an issue) usually out of your own booty. Booty drinker has say over booty and beer in the end, regardless of what any dirtbag at the take-out tries to tell you. 4. No excuses! In the words of Charles Taylor "This is what separates us from the animals!" and the tubers, I'd add. Always remember that no matter how good of a boater the person enforcing the booty rule is, you will get to remind them of the very same rule at a take-out some day - sooner than you probably think. |
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Posted By: PaulGamache
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 1:50pm
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Personally, I think this is something the swimmer should be requiring of themselves after they swim. So instead of waiting and hoping no one will remember as listed in rule number 2, the swimmer should be insisting and looking for a beer to pound from their bootie just so that they can prevent the inevitable negative karma that will pursue if they neglect their responsiblities to the bootie.
You don't paddle w/o a sprayskirt, you don't swim w/o drinking a bottie. ------------- 27/320 & 1 bootie |
Posted By: slickhorn
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 4:37pm
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As an IKer, if I can't meet rule #1, am I immune from booty beer? lol ain't got no roll bro! I flip I swim. then again, I like beer. ------------- |
Posted By: hugo
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 4:53pm
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Originally posted by PaulGamache
You don't paddle w/o a sprayskirt, you don't swim w/o drinking a bottie. sounds like you IKers are in the clear. But I know of a rafter that drink booty beers every time he flips (he usually makes his girlfriend do it too!) He is a pimp.
-huginator ------------- suck it |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 5:19pm
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Originally posted by hugo
[sounds like you IKers are in the clear. But I know of a rafter that drink booty beers every time he flips (he usually makes his girlfriend do it too!) He is a pimp. -huginator Busted!! I have narrowed the Hugo search down to a chosen few!! Ha I am on it!!
------------- Sure? |
Posted By: Hisdudeness
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 8:10pm
i thought bootie beer was kinda' a rite of passage for kayakers who swim a particular rapid/ step up to another class and swim kind of thing... but then again.... what do i know...???![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley5.gif")
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Posted By: dragorossinw
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2008 at 10:06pm
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Its a good thing that the more beer you drink, the less you care about the 'bootie' you get. Bootie's bootie and beer's beer is how I see it ------------- Tony Z dragorossinorthwest@yahoo.com www.nookiekayaking.us www.dragorossi.com www.donkeyfIip.com |
Posted By: STLboater
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 3:57pm
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I've always thought that skirt implosions should be exempt from a bootie beer. There isn't nothin you can do when your skirt blows after a blunt or something else un-expected.
------------- Kayak Academy Whitewater Instructor |
Posted By: hugo
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 4:02pm
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Originally posted by STLboater
There isn't nothin you can do when your skirt blows after a blunt or something else un-expected. as opposed to the "expected" swims?
a swim is a swim...blown skirt, busted paddle, gashed face, it does not matter.
drink up sucka! ------------- suck it |
Posted By: STLboater
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 4:21pm
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I guess that is why i paddle my boat to shore after my skirt is blown, then it isn't a swim.
------------- Kayak Academy Whitewater Instructor |
Posted By: dave
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 5:45pm
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All I can say is YUK!!!!!!!!
------------- Nomad |
Posted By: Larry
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 9:37pm
| If you self rescue (that means yourself and ALL gear), Does that = no bootie beer? |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 10:23pm
Swim = ![]("smileys/smiley40.gif") Period! I recall this summer on the Box I had a little dip, caught my shizz and got back in with no assistance but still had to bootie up... D1insisted and despite a good effort to evade the request with only him around I finally gave into what is truly the Rule. ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/uploads/bin/2/useruploads/37/2200Tn300.jpg") So out of honor I do my duty and when I finish I see him digging for his camera saying I have to do another one cause he wasn't ready... Whats up with that... But you know what Same trip that summer he self rescued and had to bootie up too .... The rule stands! ------------- |
Posted By: kebm1979
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2008 at 11:48pm
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if you're a solid boater, and you swim you gotta accept the responsibility of the booty. it really should be a law written in stone at the putin. it's also a good reminder to keep your booties clean, cause i swear my booty funk gave me a stomach uck some years back. ------------- Everyday has at least one happy hour |
Posted By: Fish
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2008 at 3:45pm
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