Mr. Brett Barton
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Topic: Mr. Brett Barton
Posted By: Disco Pop
Subject: Mr. Brett Barton
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 4:50pm
Way to go Idaho, or is that Mr. Indiana?
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Posted By: Willy
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 5:04pm
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Sweet! We all love Brett Barton... Awesome baby! bw ------------- Ruby Creek Boathouse LLC Eddyline, Stohlquist, Bending Branches, Esquif, Skwoosh Cushions, Costa Del Mar shades, Danuu, CRG Rec Repair, Pakboats, YakGrips http://rubycreekboathouse.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: Willy
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 5:17pm
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Hey wait a second... no underwear? Brett I'm happy to say you've never shared this with me. ------------- Ruby Creek Boathouse LLC Eddyline, Stohlquist, Bending Branches, Esquif, Skwoosh Cushions, Costa Del Mar shades, Danuu, CRG Rec Repair, Pakboats, YakGrips http://rubycreekboathouse.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: franzhorner
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 5:46pm
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Awesome Brett!! Congratulations! ------------- MORE RAIN PLEASE |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 6:07pm
Confreakingradualations!!!! ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley20.gif")
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 7:15pm
Dang, you guys are fast. I didn't even know EJ put it up yet. Oh well. Yay ME! Thanks you guys. ![]("smileys/smiley1.gif") ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: STLboater
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 8:21pm
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awesome! You are great to paddle with on the rivers, glad a sweet kayak company has you to represent their core values. I've paddled with a bunch of the jackson folk in CO, TN, and Canada, cant say that i've met a nicer group of people. That is beside that little shit dane ,and the other little un jason, they are both too good, smart and mature for their age.
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 8:28pm
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Hey, don't be talkin smack about the little guys! Dane and Jason rock.
Congrats Brett! |
Posted By: STLboater
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2007 at 10:23pm
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Yea, they are both stellar kids.
------------- Kayak Academy Whitewater Instructor |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 8:30am
I just want to know if your photo shoot with Kyle was in Celebration of the Sponsorship or if it was in preparation for the sponsorship!!!!![]("smileys/smiley31.gif") ------------- |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 8:38am
Neither. I got real sick yesterday after that run. I got a piece of bad candy. Kyle and an unnamed kayaker dropped me at my house. I slept the whole way home, then hit the terlet upon arrival. They unloaded my stuff, and, well... I thought I would share the "love?" Thanks, James. Kyle? hmm Thanks for the entertainment. ![]("smileys/smiley2.gif") ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: Ryan
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 10:03am
That's awesome!! Congrats Bret! ![]("smileys/smiley8.gif")
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Posted By: Fish
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 10:05am
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Way to go Brett!! Well deserved!
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Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 1:34pm
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Originally posted by water wacko Dang, you guys are fast. I didn't even know EJ put it up yet. Oh well. Yay ME! Thanks you guys. My father is on the computer too much... ![]("smileys/smiley36.gif") I already called you to say this, BUT CONGRATS DUDE. ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Gabe
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 2:09pm
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This official recognition of Brett is great - it only reinforces the personal experience of many WA boaters, myself included (did I use that correctly, Kyle?): Barton is the most encouraging guy on the river, not because he has something to gain by it, but because he has something to give. congrats, Brett! GS ------------- Pura Vida! |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 2:31pm
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Too kind, Gabe. Thank you. ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: PowWrangler
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 3:15pm
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Way to go Brett!
um, can i get a hookup? j/k ------------- |
Posted By: cloudpeak
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 3:54pm
| Congrats Brett! |
Posted By: tripple
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 6:06pm
| So when does the private jet show up? |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 6:15pm
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Well, we had to reschedule. I guess the water wasn't high enough. The limo picks me up with the film crew next week. I go to the airport, meet the girls, then go to the waterfall.... which is the season opener for the reality show. Jackson really knows how to do it right! ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: rockarolla
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 6:33pm
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Dude Lemmy would be proud. I hope you don't have to get a blood transfussion like he did from to much partying. you'd the champ! ------------- Dave Moroles. 253 241 8550. |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 9:32pm
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metal 4 life. ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: Kyle K
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2007 at 9:34pm
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Brett, you rock! You've been ever so helpful to me over the years and it's much appreciated. I'm glad Jackson Kayak recognizes your sense of community, not to mention your skills. Congratulations!
Be careful who you let into your neighborhood though. Never know what kind of mischief they'll get into with your techie toys.
------------- "I used to be somebody, now I'm somebody else." Bad Blake |
Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 8:15am
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EJ. Real cool. He may be able to do a donkey kick flip but he cant do a donkey to save his life. But good job on getting on his team...even though your a hack now too. |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 8:37am
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Thanks for your encouraging words, hardboof. I appreciate you signing in to express yourself in a heartfelt way. Go big or go home, right? ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: huckin harms
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 8:40am
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Good for you man, I know you worked for it. Keep rocking it! |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 8:57am
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Congratulations Brett. I have but one question (and I am sure it has been asked and answered): How does Rob know so much about your underwear? ------------- |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 9:01am
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The ladies tell him, duh. ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 9:35am
I dunno if I buy that... I might have to go check with one of my sources down at the Enumclaw Corral.![]("smileys/smiley13.gif") ------------- |
Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 9:48am
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Just go Big. Thats all I ask of anyone - even if there trying to do a big donkey with a small play boat. Hardboof boofs hard.
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Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 9:58am
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BTW - I know how Mr. Clean knows about Bret's undies - and I can assure you the ladies dont tell him. They dont call him Mr. Clean because he's clean. In fact, if look closely, there is often a brown streak across his bald head.
Hardboof only calls it how he/she sees it.
Boof Hard Ladies.
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Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 10:03am
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Ok - let's keep it clean. I really did not need to read that last message. ------------- |
Posted By: Otter Boy
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 11:05am
| Oh Leif, we all know you really like that kind of talk. |
Posted By: RemAcct3
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 11:06am
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Yea I agree ... I think perhaps hardboof might just be a little jealous of Brett's accomplishments in boating. What do they call that sponsorship envy... it exists in alot of different sports right? Chill out hardboof, you might become a good boater someday too! Until then its just as fun if not more to enjoy another's accomplishments as it is to envy them. ------------- |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:00pm
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Going to have to agree. Once again, way to go Brett. Hardboof, stow it.
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Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:00pm
| Oh I am sponsored. I am sponosored by Otter Boy's Mama. |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:05pm
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Sorry Brett - didn't mean to start something here - just trying to make a little joke... Who is this hardboof, anyway? Why can't everyone use their real name and put their phone numbers on posts (I used to have my email there two, but realized that made it a bit too easy for the spammers) ------------- |
Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:25pm
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I know Bret is not a hack and I am stoked for the man. Bret knows who i am - he just has not figured it out yet. I will see you sky high on the sky. Hard boof boofs hard. |
Posted By: hugo
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:32pm
| EJ is the man....because he has a clip of some chick eating shit while walking down the street with a big load of stuff on her head on his playboating video. i know some people think that it is pretty funny. |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:37pm
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Is this a guessing game? By your offensive language and nasty vocabulary - I would guess a boater By your extensive knowledge of boating terminology and sponsorships - I would guess a PRO boater By your sponsorships equity - A disgruntled pro boater By your relationship to Brett, Rob but with no activity here before - A disgruntled local seattle pro boater. By your IP address LINK: Whoa daddyOhclick my hats off we got multipile professeeenull boaters on heer now! Welcome aboard you rascal you! J ------------- |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:45pm
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So, let me get this straight. You are saying that hardboof is a lawyer at a minor Seattle law firm that defends insurance companies and government agencies? That seems like a stretch to me, but IP records don't lie...
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Posted By: James
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:49pm
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Notice I never said a single name, just linked up to the IP. Please don't sue me dude... were just kidding around here. ------------- |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 12:59pm
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Um...your link pointed to a specific person's bio at their web site. If that wasn't your
intent, I suggest you delete my prior post and revise yours...I don't want you to get sued,
either.
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Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 1:16pm
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I dont sue. I cant spell, but I do boof hard. James - why you gotta ruin my fun. What kind of privacy deal you got on this thing anayway. This string needed some pot-stirring. I was hoping to go incognito for longer than a flippin morning.
over and out.
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Posted By: James
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 1:30pm
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All three of those things I like to hear, except the boofin hard cuz well as messed up as it is I kinda like watchin folks plug it up on runs, makes me feel better bout when I do. As for the stiring of the pot... I was thinking the same thing.... lol thats what all this ... specially leifkircheif he's the biggest stirrer of them all! He just stirs the wrong direction like 75% of the time! I didn't mean to ruin your fun, i was just making a little of my own! ------------- |
Posted By: hardboof
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 1:31pm
| nice. good times all around. |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 1:35pm
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Wrong direction? You know you agree with me like 75% of the time.
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Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 6:34pm
hardboof's a dick. make sure you bring a throw bag if you paddle with him. you're gonna need it. ![]("smileys/smiley45.gif") ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: PowWrangler
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 7:00pm
Revealing an I.P. address to the general public after just a few trolling posts? I don't know what the privacy policy is here, maybe I need to refresh myself on it again. ![]("smileys/smiley32.gif") I wonder how many people lurk out there and never/rarely post here. Being that there is no other equivalent to PP in the state, I'd say quite a few. Join in eh. Ok, nuff said. Sorry to continue the off-topic posts. And Brett, I'll take my Rocker in yellow please. ------------- |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 7:13pm
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Jackson boats for everyone! ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 8:47pm
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Psh, Brett's clearly deranged...
Riot boats for everyone! ;) ------------- |
Posted By: STLboater
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 9:37pm
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Bliss sticks for everyone!
------------- Kayak Academy Whitewater Instructor |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 10:00pm
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Looks like we got the makings of a rumble...
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Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2007 at 10:14pm
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Originally posted by STLboater
Bliss sticks for everyone! Now thats what I am talking about!!!------------- Sure? |