Ouch!
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Printed Date: 17 Sep 2025 at 6:57am
Topic: Ouch!
Posted By: jalmquist
Subject: Ouch!
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2015 at 1:53pm
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Lot's of carnage in this short clip. Keep a close eye out for the kayak launching up out of the base of the falls at about the 2:15 mark. WTF?! http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/08/must-watch-absolute-kayaking-carnage-boater-beater-bitch - http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/08/must-watch-absolute-kayaking-carnage-boater-beater-bitch |
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Posted By: megspk
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2015 at 2:53pm
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Ok that video made my face hurt. I'm fairly certain that 2:15 mark is local boater Jeremy Bisson getting ejected from his boat...... ------------- “A strong person and a waterfall always channel their own path.” -Unknown |
Posted By: huckin harms
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 8:18am
| Several PacNW boaters made the cut for that edit... like the hand that reaches from the depths of MeatLocker- totally METAL!!! Thanks for sharing John! |
Posted By: joshcrossman
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:24pm
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Sick edit. l literally was wincing watching that. The creeker laying out the play boater at 2:36 was just brutal.
It was Jordy Searle getting stuffed in the under cut at 2:56 was from WWGP III which runs for like 2 or 3 minutes. I use that video to educate my kids on the power of water. That video will give you nightmares-- three guys pulling on him, rope, and he still gets pulled through the undercut in slow motion. He eventually comes up the other side and was OK, but that was brutal. See it at the 23:05 mark https://vimeo.com/groups/212906/videos/62334831 ------------- i like it when it rains |
Posted By: tiziak
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:36pm
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Sick is as sick does.
You gotta take your licks folks. ------------- If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. Daniel Patrinellis 360.434.4616 |
Posted By: megspk
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:43pm
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If you aren't bleeding by the end of the day....you aren't kayaking.......well that was my mantra for rock climbing, but I suppose it works for boating too :) ------------- “A strong person and a waterfall always channel their own path.” -Unknown |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 8:34am
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If you make it to the take out with all your sh*t you aren't paddling hard enough sh*t. If you don't hike to the road before the take out, you aren't really giv'ner. What's a portage?  ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 9:21am
Pro throw by DP in there. I was there that day and the recipient was appreciative with the presentation. ...from the other side of the river, full rope deployment landing on the numbers. So gangster.  ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: tiziak
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 9:50am
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Rob didn't even need it. There are quite a few Seattle clips in there. Beaters gotta beater!
I like the Mrs. Robinson hole ride swap the best. ------------- If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. Daniel Patrinellis 360.434.4616 |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 11:32am
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This is a prime recruiting video for getting new boaters into the sport. Thanks for sharing, I need to go change some diapers now... mine included. |