Meeting up for a run down the Carbon yesterday, Fish and I were cruising through the Renton PnR looking for parking and passed a shady lookin dude messing with a truck. He faked like he was on his phone after we saw him effing with the door handle. We swung through again and the window was smashed and he was laying down on the front seat. Fish stopped and I got out and walked up to the guy and asked him what he was doing. With glass shards all over him, a 12" screwdriver in hand, working the stereo loose, he said, "I'm taking care of some business, wuh choo need?" I said I was gonna take care of some business, too. Fish called 911 and I stood next to the truck, waiting for the fuzzz!! fu*k yeah, it was a sweet moment. I could feel that punk gangster sweating bullets, while I stood next to the truck, wondering what his exit plan was going to look like. He got out of the truck just as four of his friends walked up. They started walking down the street and within 90 seconds 3 units FLEW past us and NAILED THOSE GANGSTER PUNKS!!! fu*k yeah!! It was sweet. fu*k you, punks!! Crime DOESN'T pay when Starsky and Hutch are around!!!! I even slid across Fish's hood.   

Friggin awesome!  Did they get any kind of rough treatment?  Those kind of people need and embarrassing beat down!  I'm sure the truck owner was happy about what you did as well!!

Good work fellas, good work!

James, Fish and I talked about that later. Next time I will take video!! There were five teens, the main kid was 5'6" to 5'8", looked like Ice Cube, had kind of a deep voice, a backpack, a little carhart-style skull cap and a big hoodie. Pretty close hair cut, too. Two other guys were skinny, lighter-skinned blacks who had each grown their hair out and put hair product in it to make it straighten. Might be brothers or related. They were also wearing baseball caps and backpacks. The other two were younger and a little smaller. They just looked like they were hanging out and didn't seem particularly seedy, more like just regular kids hanging with bad ones. Carbon is a sick run!! Thanks Dave!

Horner, yeah they did. The young punks all scattered and ran. 12 units in total responded to the mass an-er-kee that was erupting before us. When they drove me around to ID the kids, they held all of them down and let me pepper spray them. I was getting fancy towards the end and shot the spray over a cop's shoulder at one kid, but I twitched a little and caught him in the forehead and on the side of his face a little. There was some cunfusion that followed and that allowed me a moment to slip back to car that brought me. He drove me back to the Park and Ride, then it was time for the Carbon!!

That is SOOOO awesome!  Proud to have you guys as my friends   Good job!

This is the wrong thread for that ... but if you must know. The way the system is setup everytime I create a run or even start a river's title it logs it as a submission. So indeed I have not made 2500+ submissions of beta but I have created 2500+ rivers/runs for people to update. Like those ones in Hondy that are waiting for you! 

you pepper sprayed kids that were already cuffed? fu*ked up...

HAHA   he was kiddin about the pepper spray...  But this was a great Karma building experience.   I would not reccomend the Renton Park & Ride for meeting up,   between our Starsky and Hutch moment and all the other broken glass on the ground throughout the lot,  this place is obviously a high break in area.

As someone who has been a victim of this same crime, and my nephew as well just got this treatment, I couldn't be prouder of  you bad ass kayakers.  Should be on that "What would you do?" TV show  Good work!

It was my pleasure, believe me. It was like a video game called "Who Turned On The Police?" I'm sorry you guys got ripped off and believe me I was thinking of a lot of break-ins that have happened over the years, in the moment. I was gonna mess with that punk more, but I didn't want to get shot. Who knows these days. Keeping it REAL in Renton, Crime Fightin' Creekers... at your service.

How about the "Bust a punk/drink a beer" program?