Dave I think you are over reacting as normal.
Some things you might have missed.
- You can't have alcohol in State Parks so that would be a separate fine although I believe open container would still apply.
- You probably also would not be wearing a seat belt....
Oh and by the way don't try and video tape the whole thing... That is a bad idea... it violates the law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71abF8uzW7QHilarious stuff right here! That is a must watch clip.