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  Quote Tobin Replybullet Topic: Porn!!
    Posted: 12 Dec 2008 at 4:46pm
  With a 5 months of rehab to go, I am constanly surfing for kayak porn.
Here is a good one. If you find something post it. I need a good fix
 
 
Here is the story;


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  Quote dave Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 9:48am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYEHfJdqUoI

speeking of Kayaking porn, there is some footage of me throwing down in the Burn creek boat. Finally some proof!

Courtesy of Texa Dave.Texas Dave's Video

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  Quote H2Ohta Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 10:36am

Doing enders is an interesting definition of "throwing down".

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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 12:31pm
Chris... you don't even know....

I live a few minutes away from him, and just about everyday he is talking about his new playboating moves... enders with an added twist, or rolling with his eyes closed...

At some point you have to just stop trying to keep up with him, our US version of Corran!
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  Quote septimus prime Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 12:34pm
Who knew? Dave's a Skywalker.
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  Quote Tobin Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 1:50pm
I think this is what Dave says he can do in a creek boat?
 
Maybe you have to be 14 to do it though.
 
 


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  Quote dave Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 4:09pm
You guys are just jealous!

Not one of you that makes fun of me even tries to do anything in their creek boat except sit there and go down the river. At least I try and do enders and surf and do others stuff! You guys just float down the river and go BOOF. How boring...
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  Quote H2Ohta Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 4:16pm
http://jacksonkayak.com/jkvideos/200805221.mov
This is more what I expected when I read the words "throwing down". 
 
Most of us paddle our creek boats on creek runs and our playboats when we want to "do enders and surf and do other stuff".  Please don't think that I am making fun of you.  I am merely stating that there is a difference in our definitions of "throwing down". 
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  Quote dave Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 4:27pm
I do both, or at least try in any of my boats when I am in them. That was the point I was trying to make. It seems that no one but me ever tries to do anything except when they are in their play boats.
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  Quote dave Replybullet Posted: 15 Dec 2008 at 4:31pm
That video was the shit!!!! That's what I'm talking about!!! YES, their are believers out there.

Was that Glenwood Springs in Colorado on the Colorado? I have been there at lower water and that wave looks familiar.
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  Quote Tobin Replybullet Posted: 19 Dec 2008 at 4:22pm

Here is a pretty amazing little video, mostly because Seth is 14. He is going to tear it up.

http://vimeo.com/2570139

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  Quote PaulGamache Replybullet Posted: 19 Dec 2008 at 8:33pm
That's pretty funny, went to school w/ his older brother Dustin.  Didn't realize his little brother was so much better than all of us.   Of course the dude rips, he's a Stoenner....which is actually his last name for anyone confused.


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