I hit up the Snoqualmie from Tokul Creek to Fall City for an afternoon float about a week and a half ago.  I was not there kayaking per se, but floating to Fall City on my Redneck Kayak (it's an old sailboard with a lawn chair screwed to the top of it) drinkin beer and soaking up what little sun there was. 

 

When I returned to the lot, I found my passenger side window smashed out and a few things missing.  Whoever the A$$hole was that broke the window took my Satelite Radio (it's not a GPS navigation system DUMMIE!) and my Fire Department First Aid kit.  Thanks you RETARD!  (No offense to the physically and mentally challenged) The radio is no good to you because the subscription has been changed, and now I have no aid gear to carry with me in case I come across someone who is injured.  Whoever you are, you are truly an IDIOT!  Smash the window and grab the first things you can lay your hands on.  Never mind that the window was worth more then the two things you grabbed.  I guess if you are dumb enough to commit a crime like that, you're also too stupid to actually get anything of value.  So here's a big "GET BENT!"  to all the thieves out there!