You just had to get cute with the trip title. Killer river levels on the one weekend I can't boat. Why me?
Do me a favor and give a shout out to my homies(holes) and boof em.
That is..... if you truly want to play
. You know, the real reason I can't go is cuz I'm scurred.
Hopefully the river levels will be up next time around. Have fun on your trip.